Sep 25, 2023

Someone once said, “It’s better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it”. Which in hindsight was advice we probably should have taken.

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a...

Sep 18, 2023

On Mondays I always go to work
On Tuesdays I can't be home
On Wednesdays I never feel inclined
Fun is the last thing on my mind
On Thursdays, it's another day
And Fridays I detest
Oh, it's much too much on a Saturday
And Sunday I wish I could stay home and rest

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have...

Sep 11, 2023

We don't want to be rude, but we're gonna need a few more drinks before we can accurately describe this episode. Words are hard and English is our first language and honestly, we're both terrible at it.

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised...

Sep 4, 2023

WE ARE BACK, PEOPLE! And, I'm already sorry.

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made...

Jun 30, 2023

We are off on our annual summer holiday. We hope y'all have a lovely time while we're away. We'll see you back here in September!

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring...