Sep 29, 2025

This week on The Clockwork Cabaret, Lady Attercop is out sick, which means you’re stuck with just Emmett Davenport… and a balloon taped to a chair. Two hours of strange and wonderful music, fake sponsors, and the occasional cry for help into the void. Join Emmett for a solo edition of The Clockwork Cabaret, on Mad...

Sep 22, 2025

This week, Emmett celebrates their birthday in the most dignified way possible: alone, with a balloon taped to a chair, a candle stuck in Boot Whiskey, and you—dear listeners—as the unwilling party guests. Expect melancholy waltzes, gleeful absurdity, fake sponsors peddling frosted bloomers and mandatory hats, and...

Sep 15, 2025

Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop spiral through dog-run Victorian worlds, animated allegory failures, aging bodies, cats with agendas, and the existential cost of thinking too hard—soundtracked by longing, menace, and gallows humor. It’s chaotic, affectionate, deeply nerdy, and unmistakably the Cabaret doing what...

Sep 8, 2025

Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop ease back in via medical misadventures, middle-aged revelations, and an unexpectedly passionate defense of pudding. Along the way, the hosts deliver a frank (and hilarious) colonoscopy PSA, resurrect their most beloved fake sponsors, and spiral joyfully into pop-culture...